mister-christmas:

surprisedentistry:

trufflesmushroom:

baroquebachmountain:

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

one time one of my coworkers told me that she saw a preview of a show on Netflix that really struck her as something i would like and should try watching and i asked her what the title was and it was fucking Big Mouth

I think that counts as character assassination

systlin:

I love him he’s beautiful

iamemeraldfox:

It’s alive!

iamemeraldfox:

Mr. Turnip the Fearsome, Defender of Our Dwelling

Some lemon juice to preserve his earthly flesh and he is good to go

iamemeraldfox:

Getting inspiration from the lovely Bernadette Banner, I shall carve this turnip to celebrate this year’s Witch’s Eve

Thank you grandma, for gifting me the fattest turnip from your garden

wuffleton:

puniper:

does anybody have that one comic of a stick person driving home and suddenly thinking “penis” and making a face that looks like 

I KNEW I HAD THIS SOMEWHERE AND THIS IS THE FIRST POST I FOUND EVEN RELATED TO IT ON GOOGLE. AFTER LIKE AN HOUR OF DIGGING THROUGH VINTAGE MEMES I FOUND IT.

unfriendlyxblackhottie:

biyaself:

cindy1513-deactivated20220104:

biyaself:

Men are……weird

tf I’ll finish his plate too

^^^^

same energy

alternativetrump:

Legend

antikinnie:

sorry for being a hater. it will happen again